“World’s Laziest Copywriter” Reveals His “Career Secret” To Cheating At Copywriting & Marketing!
CONFIDENTIAL Copy Cheat Sheet Contains: The Only 37 Plug-And-Play Templates You’ll Ever Need To Launch A High Converting Funnel!
Plus...The Weird Copy Psychology Mind Tricks He Uses To Earn $1,697.34 From EVERY Email He Sends!
Not only does Conor GET email marketing. He GETS copywriting.Russell Brunson Dot Com Secrets
WARNING: This Cheating Copywriter Swears On His Mother’s Life That His Secret Strategy Does NOT Require Any Blackhat, Illegal Or Unethical Tactics… Even If It Does Make People Helpless To Stop Themselves From Emptying Their Wallets AND Buying ALL His Offers!
Conor Lynch here…
In only a moment I'm giving up the goods on the most powerful collection of marketing tools I’ve accumulated over almost 15 years online.
But first, I need to answer the one absolutely critical question that MOST newbies never think to ask...
Just How Important Is Good Copy, REALLY?
If you ask any “A” level marketer on Earth, they will tell you that copywriting is the most important but overlooked skill in their arsenal.
It bridges the gap between your offer, and an increasingly skeptical, hard to reach market. So that when you launch you're 100% confident you'll be in the money.
Let's look at the numbers, starting with email:
When your email copy is strong, the income you can harvest from your list is almost ridiculous...
According to the Direct Marketing Association, every $1 you spend on email will return over $43 in profit. Now - how happy would you be if you could invest $100 today, and earn $4,300 by tomorrow?
Spend $1, Earn $43
In 4 Days, I Did $5,092.00 In Commissions From THREE Emails...
With Just ONE Good Email You Can...
Sky High Open And Click Through Rates?
With our email secret you can write a high converting message in 15 minutes…
...And Get Results Like This:
Sales Pages That Turn Clicks Into Cold Hard Cash...
Imagine writing a sales letter in an afternoon, then launching the same day...
And Getting Results Like This...
When your copy is rock solid, you’ll witness sales start to roll in almost instantly.
The #1 Reason You’re NOT Making Money Online Today…
Your Copy Isn't Converting!
Ask yourself this...
If you answered “YES” to any of those questions, don’t worry. You’re in excellent company - I’ve experience ALL those feelings at one point or another.
What If EVERY Obstacle To Copywriting Success Was Suddenly Eliminated?
What if you could…
Launch A High Converting Sales Funnel & Email Sequence In A Fraction Of The Time & Effort.
Never Write Another Email Or Sales Letter From Scratch Again.
Never Struggle To Come Up With Another Copy Idea.
Never Get Stuck With Writer’s Block - Staring At A Blank Page.
Have An Endless Supply Of High Converting Copy.
Have Professionally Written Emails To Send EVERY DAY Without Fail.
Have The Perfect Sales Page For EVERY Situation.
Stop Stressing About Writing Copy, Start Earning.
I know you’re skeptical - but it’s 100% possible.
This World Class Copywriter Is Saving You With A World Class Confession...
Conor has written copy for some of the biggest marketers online.
I've written hundreds of marketing emails in just this year alone.
700+ Emails In 2014
Plus dozens of high converting sales letters.
50+ Sales Letters In 2014
I've written for niches as varied as…
- Real estate.
- Weight loss.
- B2B Software.
- Internet Marketing.
- Career development.
- Raw food.
- Time management.
My email copy converts...
My sales copy converts even better...
My Darkest Secret: I’ve Cheated At Copywriting For Years
It’s true, and I’m not sorry.
At one point it took me hours to write a single email. Weeks to write a sales letter. I’d struggle to come up with an angle, and suffer through placing each word on the page.
The only reason I kept going? I was broke and I had no other choice.
Then I had a breakthrough.
I Noticed Patterns In My MOST Successful Emails And Sales Letters
I discovered my best performing emails and sales letters shared at MOST a few dozen basic patterns. These patterns could be repeated over and over - for different offers in different niches.
Proven Over THOUSANDS Of Mailings
And HUNDREDS Of Split Tests!
At first I worried that it was a fluke, but after digging deeper I found that these hidden patterns repeated themselves over ALL of my copy. Literally thousands of emails and hundreds of sales pages in total. No matter what, they always worked.
The offer you're about to see stats for went on to sell over 3,000 units at $27!
That’s when I made a decision that changed everything.
I Stopped Playing Fair - I Stopped Writing Copy From Scratch
I turned my very best "persuasion patterns" into a hardcore set of 36 proven email templates and 1 master sales letter template. So whenever I need to send an email or launch a new offer, all I have to do is fill in the blanks.
Any offer. Any niche. I have a template that WILL work.
For Internet Marketing…
For Muscle Gain...
Go From START To LAUNCH In 15 Minutes!
With These Templates ANYONE Can STOP Stressing And START Earning Passive Income Even If You…
- Have No Technical Skills.
- Have No Writing Skills.
- Hate Writing.
- Have Never Had ANY Marketing Success
- Are A Total IM Newbie.
- Have A Tiny List...
- Or Don’t Have A List At All.
Now I'm Opening My Vault And Giving My BEST Copywriting Templates To You!
You Get The Dragon Slayer
My Master Sales Letter Template…
- Part 1 - "Shock And Awe"
Grab the reader's attention with a spell binding hook and headline, using a psychological "force of nature" that no man or woman can resist.
- Part 2 - "Raising The Curtain"
Create instant urgency that forces your prospect to read NOW not later, so that your message becomes the most important thing on their minds.
- Part 3 - "Point Out The Trap"
Effortlessly agitate your niche's biggest pains, fears and anxieties like a thousand African "killer bees" swarming their body.
- Part 4 - "Grant Forgiveness"
In one stroke you can eliminate self doubt from the mind of your prospect, and take them from a "give up" frame to "take action" and then "buy now"!
- Part 5 - "The Promised Land"
Give the reader a brief glimpse of their "ideal life" that could be within their grasp if they only follow along - exploding their desire for your offer.
- Part 6 - "The Fatal Error"
Spin the reader's head with a revelation so Earth shattering, it will position you immediately as a trusted authority on any topic.
- Part 7 - "The Magic Weapon"
Take even the most ordinary product or service and grant it "legendary" status and almost magical appeal to your target market.
- Part 8 - "Slaying The Dragon"
Make the benefits of your offer as real in the mind of the reader as the air they breathe, or the Earth beneath their feet.
- Part 9 - "Toy Soldiers"
Create "iron clad" proof that ANYONE can achieve results with your offer, so your reader lets go of ALL skepticism and becomes hungry to buy.
- Part 10 - "Humble Pie"
Swallow your pride while making the results the prospect can expect from your product or service a foregone conclusion - eliminating ALL doubt.
- Part 11 - "The Product"
Skyrocket desire for your offer to emotional peaks that overwhelm the prospect's "buyer resistance" and instantly transform them into a customer.
- Part 12 - "Bullets"
Discover the secret to writing feature bullets that hit their mark every time, landing with the force and accuracy of an U.S. Marine Corp scout sniper!
- Part 13 - "Price Anchors"
Make the price of your offer seem so cheap, and so affordable that anyone reading would literally be insane if they didn't buy.
- Part 14 - "Objections"
Flip objections to your offer on their head as easily as a world class chef might flip an omelette, so your prospect has no excuse not to buy.
- Part 15 - "Scarcity"
Light a fire under your prospect's butt, by threatening to pull the rug out from under their most cherished hopes and dreams.
- Part 16 - "Urgency"
Use this "fast fuse" technique to annihilate complacency, and shift readers from "maybe" to a buying decision in under 20 seconds.
- Part 17 - "Risk Reversal"
Eliminate any hesitation the prospect might have left by removing every ounce of risk from the transaction, so they buy immediately.
- Part 18 - "Fork In The Road"
Force the reader to a decision in your favour by making them confront their worst nightmares with this powerful sales letter closer!
The First 11 Days Of Your Email Sequence…
Simply plug these into your autoresponder and you're ready to start building a profitable list immediately - with no work, and no hassles!
- 3 Email List Induction Sequence
Induct your list immediately, and glue them to you like remoras on the belly of a great white shark. All with the sequence we used to produce SKY HIGH open rates from COLD TRAFFIC!
- 3 Email Promo Sequence
Promote ANY offer in ANY niche over the course of 3 days, to pump up EPCs and crush every other affiliate...
- 5 Email Promo Sequence
...Then extend your promotion to 5 days, and watch your EPCs shoot even higher!
My 7 BEST Stand Alone Email Templates…
These are the 7 most effective emails in my entire library. Use them for stand alone promotions or to flesh out your email sequence.
- EMAIL 1 - The Confession
Generate a pulse-pounding level of tension and curiosity that FORCES your subscribers to click because they MUST KNOW what happens next!
- EMAIL 2 - Your Answers
Instantly address the BIGGEST questions and objections in the mind of your prospect, while arousing irresistible desire for ANY offer.
- EMAIL 3 - The Deception Antidote
Any profitable market WILL have it's share of scammers - you can use that FACT to defuse even the WORST skepticism, and create an ironclad bond of trust!
- EMAIL 4 - The Hated Enemy
EVERY niche has boogeymen that people HATE - use THIS to "rally the troops" against a common enemy, and get people to literally buy out of anger!
- EMAIL 5 - Magic Eye
Shift your prospect's perspective about your entire market in seconds, and watch even the least active "lurker" become a "buyer" overnight.
- EMAIL 6 - Tale Of Woe
Connect with your prospects worst fears, pains and frustrations within 3.5 seconds. Once you've made this connection, you can sell almost anything!
- EMAIL 7 - The Ugly Lies
Expose the worst lies, scams and outright criminality in your niche to instantly boost your trust, and eliminate even the stiffest buyer resistance!
And 18 More Proven Email Templates For Every Occasion…
Expose the worst lies, scams and outright criminality in your niche to instantly boost your trust, and eliminate even the stiffest buyer resistance!
- 3 Webinar Registration Emails
Urgency. Scarcity. Identity. Those are the weapons YOU will use to leverage a stupid high percentage of your subscribers on to EVERY webinar you host!
- 3 Webinar Attendance Emails
We've used this exact sequence to produce attendance rates above 40% on registrations from COLD TRAFFIC. Get the MOST value out of every registration.
- 3 Webinar Recording Emails
Effortlessly drive traffic to your webinar recordings to guarantee you get the most value (and money) from any and every event you host.
- 3 Trust Building Content Emails
Build your perception of value with these addictive content emails that will ramp up your long term open rate and list engagement.
- 3 Seed Planting Pre-sell Emails
Get your list to the peak of excitement and anticipation for any offer, in any niche.
- 3 JV Activation Emails
With these 3 emails you can guarantee that your JVs and Affiliates actually show up on launch day - with hundreds or even thousands of FREE clicks to your offers!
- 100 "Must Open" Subject Lines
Over 100 custom written and battle tested subject lines that WILL spark curiosity, intrigue and a strong desire to OPEN!
30 Day Email Marketing Calendar
- Your Calendar Will...
Reveal exactly which emails to use and when over the first 30 days of your email sequence, so you can maximize the value of every subscriber!
Live Webinar Training - Look Over My Shoulders As I Take These Proven Copy Templates & Turn Them Into A Live Sales Funnel In A New Niche!
On this live call - only available for those who take action before the counter runs down - you will discover...
- Swipe Tactics 101
I'll walk you through how to use The Dragon Slayer and the email templates to quickly and easily create your own high converting copy. Plus advanced customization tricks that you can use to "camouflage" and old, already sent email as brand new.
- Your 24 Hour Product Launch
You'll uncover the step by step process for using the contents of Stupid Easy Copy to launch a "must have" product within 24 hours from a standing start. If you follow this brain dead easy process, you will have your own dragon slaying funnel in no time at all!
- The 7 Figure Back End
Selling your prospect ONCE is just the start. Every successful marketer knows that the REAL money is in what you do AFTER you've built your buyer's list. I'll show you exactly how to make the most of your newfound customers.
- Ask Me All Your Best Questions
Anything and everything you've always wanted to know about copywriting or marketing - you can ask and I'll answer on the call. The question period will continue until I get to EVERYONE. No time limit. And yes - it will be recorded.
If you take action and invest in the Stupid Easy Copy today, you’ll also get…
Bonus: Swipe File Swiss Army Knife
As a special "action taker" bonus I will include my swipe file swiss army knife, which has the perfect headline, bullet or lead in for EVERY situation. When you use these to customize my email and master sales letter templates they become VASTLY more valuable.
Inside you will get...
- 365 Headlines…
- 262 Sub-Headlines…
- 192 High converting bullet points…
All you’ve got to do is open the swipe file, choose the elements you need, plug them into your copy and modify it for you niche.
*Don’t worry I’ll show you how to do that!
Even big name master copywriters like Dan Kennedy and Frank Kern don’t write all of their copy from scratch.
They use swipe files. And so should you!
How Much Will You Have To Invest?
I know you’re wondering. But the real question, the one you should be asking - how much is all of this worth?
When You Can Earn $1,697.33 Per Email…
The Email Templates Alone Are Worth:
$619,405 Per Year!
Even though you can use these templates to directly achieve those kinds of 5 and 6 figure results - you will not have to invest anywhere close to that.
When You Can See Earnings Per Click Of $8+…
The Sales Letter Template Becomes The Foundation Of
A 5-6 Figure Business!
That's right - a real business. Not a "fly by night" opportunity. Not a "silver bullet" ATM. But a real source of passive income you and your family can count on.
Hiring A Professional Copywriter Would Cost You $8,000 Minimum
If you wanted to get a professional copywriter to create a high quality sales page it would cost you at least $2-3,000. For a copywriter approaching my level of skill and experience, you could be investing $8,000 or even more.
These templates give you the exact same value as hiring ME personally… but you STILL won’t have to invest anywhere close to that amount.
You’re Getting All Of This...
- Email 1 - A Confession - $100
- Email 2 - Your Answers - $100
- Email 3 - The Deception Antidote - $100
- Email 4 - The Hated Enemy - $100
- Email 5 - Magic Eye - $100
- Email 6 - Tale of Woe - $100
- Email 7 - Ugly Lies - $100
- 29 More High Converting Email Templates - $1,450
- The Dragon Slayer - 18 Part Sales Letter Template - $300
- Instant Product Launch Training Webinar - $1,250
- BONUS: Swipe File Swiss Army Knife - $100
Full Value Of $3,350!
Today you won’t have to pay the full and fair value of Stupid Easy Copy. That’s because we’re giving you a special one time only discount! So you will get EVERYTHING for a one time investment of only $97.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can You Really Copy Our Results?
100% yes. Answer these two questions.
- Do you have basic reading and writing skills?
- Can you fill in the blanks?
Unless either of those are a problem for you – this WILL work.
What If You Don’t Have A Product Or A List?
If you don’t have a product or list yet you need these templates more than anyone. Why? Because when you start planning your launch you can do it with proven copy. That’s one major element of the Internet marketing equation you’ll never have to worry about.
Will These Templates Work In Your Niche?
We’ve used them in dozens of niches with success. Everything from real estate to forex to weight loss to soap making. If they can work for ALL of those niches – they will work for yours.
Will These Templates Ever ‘Burn Out’?
I’ve used these templates to write 700+ emails and 50+ sales letters THIS YEAR. They’re still converting just as well as they did on January 1st. Actually, I’m confident they’ll never stop converting.
These Templates Are Based On Universal Psychological Principles
They Are Infinitely Customizable For THOUSANDS Of Offers
You can write TWO emails or sales letters from the same template and your list may NEVER suspect they were both secretly the same thing.
If in the next 30 days - you’re not completely satisfied with Stupid Easy Copy. Or if you don’t have 15 minutes to send one of our high converting templates, or if you’d like a refund for any other reason you can think of…
All you have to do is send me a one line email with the words “Please refund my purchase.” I will personally refund your purchase within 24 hours, no questions asked.